Honest porn review of Cum Shots porn site Cumshot Surprise

The site’s slogan is pretty telling: “They’ll never freaking know what hit them.” The site is a mix of ridiculous, fun, and extreme action that has the hot girls getting absolutely pasted with unreasonably large loads of cum, sometimes before the sex has even begun. There are quite a few episodes where the models are ‘surprised’ with a cumshot to the face: they turn around, only to get a gob of hot man sauce splattered into their eye. Others may get cummed on in the face during a hardcore scene when they don’t expect it, still others wait until the finale to get creamed.

Many of the cumshots here aren’t strictly real — there is just no way a man can gush out a gallon of thick, perfectly white cum that fast and all at once. The absurdity is part of the fun though, and the girls play along. Really it’s the hardcore sex and the humiliation of getting the cum to the face that makes each scene sail so whether the cum is real feels unimportant.

At the time of my visit there were a total of 84 episodes in their online library. These are easy to browse through, have lots of preview images, come with picture galleries and have multiple video formats to download or stream. The best option in terms of playback quality are the Windows Media and MPG files that are 720p HD. You also have DVD quality downloads, short clips, and a streaming Flash video that loads and plays instantly right in the browser window. It isn’t quite as large as the HD downloads but it looks almost as sharp and clear. Movies ran about 30-40 minutes long on average.

Each of the galleries that came with the movies averaged over 300 photographs. These were high resolution and professionally taken. They look fantastic and capture the absurd facials in the moment of impact — the shock on the girls’ faces is genuine and priceless. You can browse through the galleries online and save the sets you like best in zip files.

The members area has matured nicely and is quite rich with features. It is interwoven with the other Porn Pros network sites, so switching to their libraries, or browsing the entire network at once, is really easy to do. This makes the huge amount of bonuses they’ve thrown in that much better. Its effortless to check out scenes, or when watching a favorite star get cummed on at Cumshot Surprise, quickly getting a list of other movies she’s done for the network, and getting links to them.

Among the sites you have access to are Teen BFF, Massage Creep, Cruelty Party, Cum Disgrace and Disgraced 18 to name just a few.

Cumshot Surprise is a porn site best for surfers that want to see really big, really messy, and totally unexpected cumshots on pretty girls’ faces. With loads of exciting hardcore, group fucking, extreme penetrations and rough oral sex its content is fresh, different, and unique. They update regularly, adding more HD movies, and include tons of bonus sites. Overall it’s a solid option.